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casper Tambay
Posts : 1760 Join date : 2009-01-01 Age : 32 Location : sa pistahan
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:49 am | |
| hahaha. lol... trip2x na lang ni ya? wtf! | |
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IndusGoth Tambay
Posts : 2511 Join date : 2008-10-11 Age : 37 Location : Yellow City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:26 am | |
| ^^ g*go nga pari... hahaha | |
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casper Tambay
Posts : 1760 Join date : 2009-01-01 Age : 32 Location : sa pistahan
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:43 am | |
| gane . gin deny nya ang diyos sa criminal.haha. (ligid sa kadlaw) | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:57 pm | |
| A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”. | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:40 pm | |
| A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” | |
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jhamiefloatie Tambay
Posts : 892 Join date : 2008-10-28 Age : 32 Location : Inside your imagination
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:45 pm | |
| @ indus: tawa ku bah! nami na nga joke.. hahahaha | |
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IndusGoth Tambay
Posts : 2511 Join date : 2008-10-11 Age : 37 Location : Yellow City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:55 am | |
| hehehe... poser father... hahaa ------------------- Ipinanganak sa isang tagong baryo ang sanggol na may nakakakilabot na katangian. Sa unang araw pa lang ay nakakapagsalita na ito, at ang bawat tao na mabanggit nang sanggol ang pangalan ay namamatay. Takot na takot ang magina na matawag na mama at papa. Isang araw, nabanggit nang sanggol ang salitang "mama", at namatay kaagad ang ina. Sa bawat araw na dumaraan ay takot na takot ang ama na siya na ang susunod. Isang araw, biglang nagsalita ang sanggol nang "papa"..... at biglang namatay ang kapit bahay nila... | |
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IndusGoth Tambay
Posts : 2511 Join date : 2008-10-11 Age : 37 Location : Yellow City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:22 am | |
| Mar Roxas: Anong pangarap nyo?
Boy: Seaman sana...
Girl: Ako po artista...
Boy: Pero di ko na iniisip yun. Kanya-kanyang kayod po dito. Walang maayos na trabaho, walang sariling bahay, walang pambili nang gamot.
Mar: Anak, itabi mo... lapaw na ko!! | |
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casper Tambay
Posts : 1760 Join date : 2009-01-01 Age : 32 Location : sa pistahan
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:57 am | |
| @indus- haha. labutaw. natam-an ka storya nag lapaw. cool2x | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:08 pm | |
| LAKI 1: i'm so exploded.
LAKI 2: ano?
LAKI 1: sabog ako. | |
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