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+20porkandbeans ShaoShit casper n|nja08 kill^^boi27 mot mot kung fu panda IndusGoth xoOo fEtch chuwi JeezMan Productions kentoy CharlieBrown bata batuta B Rai_Yan atSai The Spook daud_2pipty britz 24 posters |
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britz Forum Addict
Posts : 429 Join date : 2008-10-08 Age : 41 Location : some 30kms north
| Subject: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:35 pm | |
| post kmo mga jokes d hoo..mski corny pwde gd manumdum pa ko | |
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britz Forum Addict
Posts : 429 Join date : 2008-10-08 Age : 41 Location : some 30kms north
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:42 pm | |
| unahan ko ah.. Q:anong bibe ang maliit?? A:edi panDUCK Q:ano ang tawag ng star na nasa gitna? A:edi bitwin.. Q:ano tawag sa taong nagbebenta ng beans? A:edi BEANdor Q:ano ang laging sinasakyan ng mga magician? A: chedeeeeng! Q:anong pagkain ang mabilis? A:edi so-pas Q:e ano ang masmabilis sa sopas? A:edi pastah xenxa lng gd sa mga wla nag kadlaw | |
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daud_2pipty Forum Addict
Posts : 366 Join date : 2008-11-06 Age : 36 Location : dindiin lang sa lilo// balay chuwi kun kis a
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:23 pm | |
| HIDDEN SOLDIERS!! Sagot ni PACMAN sa tanong kung ano ang World's number 1 shampoo... | |
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The Spook Admin
Posts : 869 Join date : 2008-08-22
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:27 pm | |
| whahahahaha hidden soldiers! whahahaha mot, rai, ubra ta airsoft team... hidden soldiers.... hahahahahaha nice one daud! | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:45 pm | |
| @daud: bg o lng ko bugtaw, poh pgbasa ko sng HIDDEN SOLDIERS, dula man tuyo ko! | |
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Rai_Yan Member
Posts : 26 Join date : 2008-11-14 Location : I'm on the center and everything else revolves around me.
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:47 pm | |
| hehehe... at least may sponsor na ta. Team Hidden Soldiers go!!!
Sagud pa long hair mo spooks!!! | |
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B Moderator
Posts : 1898 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : likod lens
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:16 pm | |
| anu ang tawag sa nag ala chris brown? >>KRIS BRAWN eh.. aw!! hihihi | |
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bata batuta Moderator
Posts : 1325 Join date : 2008-10-02 Age : 38 Location : playground
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:26 pm | |
| ] - bala sang stapler @ - katol . . . . - birds eye view tinidor -------------------------- How come I? How come I? How come I? di kita iiwan sa paglakbay... ------------------------- if rain.... ..bata reyes ------------------ | |
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CharlieBrown Forum Addict
Posts : 313 Join date : 2008-10-28 Age : 37 Location : the shire
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:29 pm | |
| Ano ang german sang mani?
Germany ehh... wahaha.. tagoy gd hu! | |
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kentoy Forum Addict
Posts : 296 Join date : 2008-10-06
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:38 pm | |
| anu sa hapon ya ang mani?
nagaraya? | |
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Rai_Yan Member
Posts : 26 Join date : 2008-11-14 Location : I'm on the center and everything else revolves around me.
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:10 am | |
| anu sa america ya ang mani?
kwarta? | |
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JeezMan Productions Admin
Posts : 596 Join date : 2008-08-26 Age : 41 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:18 am | |
| te anu sa pilipnas ya ang mani?
mani gyapon e! anu pa b?! | |
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chuwi Tambay
Posts : 1729 Join date : 2008-11-01 Age : 34 Location : in the middle..
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:00 am | |
| "tingnan nu ang MASIL na iyan..."
-famous line sa commercial ni pacquiao.. haha.. | |
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xoOo fEtch Thread Reader
Posts : 197 Join date : 2008-11-20 Location : spot light
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:10 am | |
| O- puto
O O- PUTOCOPY!!!!!!
korny2x ugs!!!!!!!! | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:44 am | |
| bata 1: meg, parente guro ni mama ang presidente sng amerika
bata 2: tuod? panu b?
bata 1: kgb e dan gntawag ni papa c mama "uba ma, uba ma" | |
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IndusGoth Tambay
Posts : 2511 Join date : 2008-10-11 Age : 37 Location : Yellow City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:12 am | |
| @ sai wahahah!! WTF!!!
Maid: Sir, mabal-an gni ta ni Mam, tapat gd ta.
Mr.: Indi ah! Manugid ka haw?!?
Maid: Indi Sir ah!
Mr.: Man gle, te cge na, make-upi na ko! Ang daw bongga gid ha!
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Toto: Daw ma hilanat ko aw!
Nonoy: Aw ah! Daw ma hilanat lang? Ti inom lng sand daw bulong ah! Para daw mag ayo ka!
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Dear Berto,
Nag hinulsol ako sa wala ko pag sabat sa imo. Gn testingan ko lng ang imo pasenxa sang gin hambalan ta ka nga law-ay ka, wala ka pulo kag daw gin kumos sang Ginoo ang imo nga tsura. Kada segundo ikaw ang ara sa akun paminsaron. Bisan sa damgo ara ka!
Baton ka man sang akun ginikanan, joke lng to sang gin lagas ka ni tatay sang binangon kag sang gin ulaan ka ni nanay sang arinola.
Indi ako mabuhi kun wala ka!
Naga higugman sa imo,
Maria
P.S. Congratz gle sa pag daug mo sang 87 million sa lotto kahapon.
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daud_2pipty Forum Addict
Posts : 366 Join date : 2008-11-06 Age : 36 Location : dindiin lang sa lilo// balay chuwi kun kis a
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:07 pm | |
| teacher: Sn-o sa inyo kakilala kay JOSE RIZAL?!
nag hipos ang tanan nga istudyante...asta sa nag tindug si Perdro
Pedro: Maam! basi sa pihak siya nga seksyon!!!! | |
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The Spook Admin
Posts : 869 Join date : 2008-08-22
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:28 pm | |
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CharlieBrown Forum Addict
Posts : 313 Join date : 2008-10-28 Age : 37 Location : the shire
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:27 pm | |
| Sa isa ka jeep....
Driver: Hmp! baho utot ba! ang nag utot ga hipos lng da mu gd na gru wla kabayad mu! Pasahero: Wla ko 2 ya ah! | |
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kung fu panda Visitor
Posts : 6 Join date : 2008-12-01 Location : gasakai sa jaro liko
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:48 pm | |
| JUNIOR: Tay, ngaa ang pitotoy sng klasm8 ko daw sampalok? TATAY: ha ha ha! ngaa nak tam-an k gamai? JUNIOR: Di mn tay ah! ...tam-an ka ASLUM! WAHA HA! o_O | |
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kentoy Forum Addict
Posts : 296 Join date : 2008-10-06
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:36 pm | |
| laki: pang pa hulma ko bi kwarta hu..kinanglan gid! gay: ok ah.. basta akon ka karon sa gab i.. laki: oo ah! miski asta pa mag aga pod ta ya! gay: upod lang? yugs! di tanaka pa baydon basta pasadyaha ko! laki: cge ah! dal a na di kwarta ko! gay: ari hu, anuhun mo ni aw? laki: gamiton ko itetch para mag pa gwapa sang bongang bonga! (to the korniest!) | |
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daud_2pipty Forum Addict
Posts : 366 Join date : 2008-11-06 Age : 36 Location : dindiin lang sa lilo// balay chuwi kun kis a
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:18 pm | |
| lolo:sang una sa mall may 50 pesos lang ko... mag puli ko may dala nako bag-o nga polo, maong, t-shirt,brip,paņo,mejas kag paha...
apo: ti subung ya lo?!
lolo: kabudlay na gid ya apo!! may surveillance camera na eh!!.. | |
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daud_2pipty Forum Addict
Posts : 366 Join date : 2008-11-06 Age : 36 Location : dindiin lang sa lilo// balay chuwi kun kis a
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:23 pm | |
| istorya Kuripot sa kalan an Kuripot: day tag pila kan-un? girl: tag lima nong!... Kuripot: may dukot?tag pila?? girl: hou..libre lang.. Kuripot: ti dukot lang akun...sud an nyo tagpila? girl: 15 Kuripot: ang sabaw ya? girl: libre Kuripot: ti sabaw na lang dayun... pagkatapos kaun.......................... Kuripot: may coke kamu day?!... girl:(mayu mabakal na ni xa guru) tag utso nong!! Kuripot:ga.e ko isa lihog ari dayun tansan may free coke kunu!!! | |
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mot mot Forum Addict
Posts : 351 Join date : 2008-11-09 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:25 pm | |
| @the spook - hahahahaha pwed man ah hahahahaha | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:38 am | |
| Pare 1: ano ang english ng bulak? Pare 2: cotton Pare 1: galing ah! ano naman ang english ng bulaklak?
(Pare 2 thinks hard...)
Pare 2: eh di cotonton. | |
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