quote and quote "memorable quotes"

You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right, to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
-f*ck Her Gently by Tenacious D

"la nako ka reply kay na check off nako."

- isa ka agi sa talyer nga gin txtan sang malain.

Magbibitiw ako kung ang tunkuling ito ay isang karangalana't hindi pagpapakasakit!
- Don Filippo, Noli Me Tangere

I like big butts - SIR Mix ALOT!

advertisement sa RMN radyo samtang ga sakay ko sa taxi

Lalaki: Mare, ti malakat ko anay. Mabakal ko XL feeds sa nayon ko nga ga patiti
Babaye: Cge pare, ako man gni. Mabakal man ko para sa nayon ko nga bag-o lng gin kastahan
Lalaki: Hehe. Daw pareho sa imo gle Mare

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.~

~ Evey, please. . .there is a face beneath this mask, but it's not me. I'm no more that face than I am the muscles beneath it, or the bones beneath them.~

from V for Vendetta

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.~

~ Evey, please. . .there is a face beneath this mask, but it's not me. I'm no more that face than I am the muscles beneath it, or the bones beneath them.~

from V for Vendetta

"I like submarine commanders, they don't have time for bullshit. Neither do I." - Franklin D. Roosevelt, when told about the Doolittle Raid

"set this old black heart inertia aflame!"
-incubus, blackheartinertia

"hindi ako masamang damo, ako'y badtrip na damo

-bertong badtrip"

-kiko machine komiks blg. 5

"walang taong manhid. hindi lang talaga niya maintindihan kung ano ang gusto mong iparating dahil ayaw mo siyang deretsuhin..."
-bob ong

"Every cloud has a smoky gray lining." - Jane Lane

Everybody seems to have a clear idea on how other people should live their lives. But very little on how to lead his own. - Paolo Coehlo [i]The Alchemist

Time is a traitor
Yes I believe
Fast when you're gay
And slow when you grieve
When you want it to run fast
it crawls so slow
But it flies so fast
When you don't want to go...

^^^did you compose that verse?? pwede mu na ma-post sa originals nga thread..

OnT:

"huwag makipagtalo sa taong BOBO para di ka mapagkamalang BOBO!"
-narinig ko sa performance ng isang bakla.

"hello, smallville ni?"
-wrong number-

Some quotes from Demetri Martin

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."

"I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said 'if you need anything, I’m Jill'. I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before."

"The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly."

"Every cloud has a smoky gray lining." - Jane Lane