quote and quote "memorable quotes"

sabat nya pag pamangkot kun may ara ininit sa inyo balay.


"huh? ano dhai? wala to internet sa balay." (daun duko kag mag tulog)

gina sang pag-grocery sang dalal-un sa para baybay

"baw to **** ngaa damu gid na bubble gum bakal mo haw?"

-nanay

"ay?"

-ako

ur stink bring tears to my eyes. moe to homer simpsons

A strong man stands-up for himself. A stronger man stands-up for others.
- Ben the Cow, Bardyard: The Original Party Animals

gamay nga bata sang pag prusisyun naghambal sang ga sindi si nanay nya kandila.

" uy dasiga sindi ma bunggu-an ta di karun ni Papa Jesus"

kami lang ang intsik na imol.

-nanay ko sa bisita

"Gusto ko ya mag kaon manok, indi sila ya. Ginago! Sila man lang na da ga pati ya. Ano man ya labot ko sa tradisyon nila."- upod ko sa opisina, sang wala nag sugot ermat ya nga ma luto manok

"disgusting!!"

-my 6y.o cuz when my tatay farted... haha..

ari pa gid

"dadi, next time, cover your mouth when you sneeze."

-siya man gyapon.. haha..

i love this record baby but i cant see straight anymore.. but its alright. just dance.. spin that record babe. its gonna be okay --Just Dance by Lady G

PATAY KUNG PATAY ATLEAST LAW AY!

Money is only a piece of paper.

shit and never die .. die and never shit.

ur english is good but where is ur money? (ginhambal ya kay ermat.


mga indi ko malimtan gna Quote ni erpat maghubog

I'm not a brother. I don't have a dick.

-Navah Paskowitz, Surfwise

the only way in is out.

--guru pitka

let me suggest an ammendment
wherefore we got eleven commandments
though shall not use thy Lords name to make money
theres a space in hades for hypocrisy-Peace On Earth, Francis M.

sge lang bisan saging.. basta labing labing.. [mga words ni lola .. kugn sud an namun sardinas]

wala man tne gapangawat kwarta gleng gapangawat shampoo

-tatay ko sng gngamit ko shampoo ya

you're callin' us d*cks, so what are you lookin' at?? you're lookin' at my tits, d*ckhead!

-eden lake

"Vandalism is an art, but if you are caught, you are an artist.."

-vandalism quote na gnmention sa Kikomachine Komix

I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes. If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all.
- US Marines General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

Maghalong kamo sakon basi maglapta utok nyo.

- tatay ko samtang tulog

together we stand. divided we fall.

- hardcore

It is a useless life that is not consecrated to a great ideal. It is like a stone wasted on the field without becoming a part of any edifice.
-Jose Rizal

ngaa ginapanago nyo ang lighter man? kinanlanon na pro. matyagan nyo sakon gapanigarilyo pa.

-tatay ko while he was looking for his lighter

tatay: ikaw bahala ah!! may salig naman kami sa imo.

bata: tani.

tatay: huo eh!! pero tani di ka lang magpakagab-i kag tani di ka lang magbusong!!

bata: muna ang salig??? i'm 19, a graduate, and i never had a boyfriend since birth, tapos mabusong??? muna ang may salig????

-a strange conversation of a father and a daughter..

"MASTER OF FAFFET " - aftersyx radio.. hahahahhaa